1. My Infinite Jest experience:

    (1) Read 1,100 pages.
    (2) Read last page.
    (3) Close book.
    (4) Think.
    (5) Shout “Oh, fuck you, David Foster Wallace!” at the wall. Loudly.
    (6) Sigh.
    (7) Turn to page one and start again.

    — posted by rokusan at 3:13 PM on May 21 [14 favorites]